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Ode to CrossFit (Tue 8/24/10)

poetry Before I check the website WOD
I have some feelings that are odd
Excited, scared, and nervous too
Wondering what I’ll have to do

Thrusters, burpees and some cleans
Wouldn’t be the worst I’ve seen
But swings and jumps and running too
I suck at those (why don’t you?)

I guess I’ll just go do my best
And hopefully I’ll pass the test
I’ll bust my ass and then I’ll say
“I’m better now than yesterday.”


Buy-In:

Back Squats

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WOD:

3 Rounds for time:

500m Row
20 Squat Snatches (75/53)
20 Burpees

Cash-Out:

4x200m Sprints (30 seconds between sprints)

How much you got? (Mon 8/23/10)

fgb5 Don’t forget, Fight Gone Bad 5 is coming up in just a little over a month so make sure to register on the FGB 5 website and start raising some money!  Do whatever you have to do to get some money raised – stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign that says “will do burpees for a donation” if you have to, just raise some dough!  C’mon folks – 32 days ain’t a lot of time, so let’s show the rest of the affiliate community how much we can help out at CFMC!


Buy-In:

Sumo Deadlift

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WOD:

4 Rounds for total reps of:

1 min Row (Calories)
1 min Pullups
1 min Clean and Jerk (135/93)

Cash-Out:

100 Abmat Situps

Sharpen your axe (Fri 8/20/10)

figure-3-experienced-axe-sharpener “If I were given eight hours to chop down a tree, I would spend seven hours sharpening my axe.” -Abraham Lincoln

With the 2010 Mid-Atlantic Hopper Challenge coming up in 11 weeks (it’s on November 6), a few of us have some serious training to do. As far as I know, the representatives of CFMC who will be competing in the Hopper Challenge are Kevin, Jackson, and myself. The registration is now closed (it filled up FAST) and I actually missed the cut-off by probably only a few minutes, but I’m 1st on the waitlist and 100% confident that I’ll be competing. With that in mind, there is plenty of axe-sharpening to be done (since all three of us have things we severely suck at): Kevin can’t row his way across a kiddie-pool in under an hour, Jackson can only do about 8 pushups before he needs to take a break, and I can’t lift a naked barbell off the floor without help. Yep – definitely plenty for us to work on.

The point here, other than to make fun of the three of us, is to make sure that all of you understand that if you want to do something well, you have to prepare to do it well. If your axe is dull, you ain’t cutting down no tree – you’re just going to end up beating the hell out of it. Take the time to prepare, practice and hone, and your job will be much easier. Proper preparation moves the dream closer, so prepare right and end up awesome.


Today’s WOD:

“Helen, Karen, and Karen’s Loser Boyfriend”

3 Rounds for time:

400m Run
21 Kettlebell Swings (24kg/16kg)
12 Pullups
50 Wallballs
15 Push Jerks (135/93)

Relax Your Face (Thu 8/19/10)

img_5507-1 Having trouble with that deadlift, snatch, or shoulder press PR? Here’s a simple tip I picked up from a travelling CrossFitter: relax the muscles in your face. I wasn’t given any explanation as to why this helps, but I assure you that it does. I was doing full snatches with her that day, and every time I went for anything over 95 lbs I would tense up my face as if I were standing in front of a firing squad consisting of ten 12-year olds wielding snowballs, and the leader had just shouted “aim”. I was having issues with the snatch (hence the low weight), and yet when I let my face relax everything fell into place.

I don’t know exactly why this works, but I do have a theory. My theory is that when you tense up your face you’re preparing for the worst, hardest, most painful thing you can possibly imagine, and that in turn tells your body that whatever you’re about to experience will be horrible, painful and extremely difficult. Then your body tenses up EVERYWHERE to brace against this impending catastrophe, and the result is that nothing in your body can move efficiently and you end up proving all your pre-lift fears true. When you relax your face, you aren’t sending that signal of “holy crap this is going to hurt” to the rest of your body, none of that resulting whole-body over-tension occurs, and your body is free to move unimpeded the way it was intended to.

So relax your face, Dave. I promise there aren’t a bunch of 12-year olds getting ready to pelt you with snowballs standing in front of you. It’s just me with a camera, and you should be used to that by now.


Buy-In:

Overhead Squat 5×3

WOD:

“Diane”

21-15-9 reps for time of:

Deadlift (225/183)
Handstand Pushups

Cash-Out:

20 Windmills (kettlebells) – each hand

Programming (Wed 8/18/10)

img_7058 One of the questions I get asked all the time is how I come up with the programming for the gym. What kinds of things do I take into account when I’m coming up with the hell that you’ll do for the day? Well it’s a conglomeration of about a million different things, including (but definitely not limited to) the demand on your body I want to create, the kinds of things we’ve done recently, the kinds of things we haven’t done in awhile, whether your hands are torn up from a recent WOD, whether or not we’ve done a benchmark in awhile, when was the last time we did Olympic Lifting, when was the last time we used the kettlebells (or any other piece of equipment), the length of the workout yesterday, when we did the last chipper, the kinds of things you all still suck at, how much equipment we have, how much floor space we have, the muscle groups we destroyed yesterday, the muscle groups we destroyed two days ago, the muscle groups I want to destroy for tomorrow, the amount of “standard” exercises we’ve done lately, the amount of non-standard exercises we’ve done lately, the amount of time each workout will take, and mostly, what I think I can beat Kevin at. I think I do a pretty good job with all of them, except for that last one.


Buy-In:

Weighted Pullups 5×3

WOD:

Run 200m
Tabata Wallballs (20/14)
Run 200m
Tabata Knees To Elbows
Run 200m
Tabata Kettlebell Swings (24kg/16kg)
Run 200m
Tabata Burpees

*Tabata Intervals (20 seconds of work followed by 10 seconds of rest, repeated 8 times for each exercise)

Cash-Out:

25 Shoot-Throughs

Priorities (Tue 8/17/10)

img_7046 Everyone has their priorities, and everyone’s priorities are different. For example, depending on how much liquid I’ve consumed, sometimes finding a restroom is my number one priority. And another, perhaps more realistic example, is the one where people find every excuse in the world *not* to work out. “I’m too busy to work out” or “I don’t have the time”, or my personal favorite, “I’m not in good enough shape to work out.” These excuses, like most other excuses, are complete crap. When someone uses one of these excuses, what they are actually saying is, “my desire to BE in better shape ranks slightly behind my desire to avoid expending the energy necessary to GET into shape.”

Have you been away from the gym for awhile? Are you finding excuses to avoid coming in and working out? Then you fall squarely into the category described by that last all-encompassing excuse. Your kids’ soccer games are a priority – you would re-arrange your schedule around it to make sure you could be there. Dentist appointments are a priority – you would definitely plan around that one wouldn’t you? Yep – these things are important (and in the case of the dentist, probably somewhat unpleasant) and your social calendar will simply have to accommodate them because they *have* to happen.

Wanna know why the fire breathers at the gym are fire breathers? Because to them, coming to the gym is more than just important: it’s a priority. And when something’s a priority you can *always* find a way to make it happen.


Buy-In:

Hang Power Snatch

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WOD:

As many rounds as possible in 15 minutes of:

5 Hang Power Cleans (115/83)
5 Burpees
5 Box Jumps

Cash-Out:

50 Handstand Pushups
*if you can’t do HSPU yet, we’ll work on your technique to help you get them.

Long Drive (Mon 8/16/10)

img_6983 Danielle and I drove back ll day long on only a few hours sleep (and more than a slight hangover), and finally got home around 9:30pm. We had a great time at my 20-year high school reunion in Fort Wayne, Indiana, but now it’s time to get back to the business of constantly varied high intensity functional movements. So put your weight on your heels, keep your chest up high, and get ready to start the week out right.


Buy-In:

Back Squat 5×3

WOD:

“Coe”

Ten rounds for time of:
10 Thrusters (95/63)
10 Ring push-ups

Cash-Out:

400m Kettlebell Farmer’s Walk (24kg/16kg)

Fight Gone Bad 5 Info (Fri 8/13/10)

img_7037 Happy Friday the 13th! It’s your lucky day today because you get to go for a PR at something! It may not be something in the gym, but you can go for PRs in just about anything really – the number of consecutive paper wad basketball 3-pointers you score at the office, the time it takes you to clip your fingernails, or the amount of Nair you can squirt into your neighbors plumber’s crack before you get beat up. The possibilities are endless. Isn’t it a great world?

In other news, you may notice the new “Fight Gone Bad 5″ widget off to the right side of the webpage (unless you’re looking at this via the Mobile Edition, in which case you should just go to a computer like normal people). If you click on it you’ll be taken to the official “Fight Gone Bad 5″ website where you can get registered and start collecting donations. It’s a fairly simple process – just make sure to put “CrossFit Montgomery County” as your team so they know who belongs to whom. You’ll be given a “fundraising page” to send to all the people you’d like to have make a donation on your behalf, and you can post it on your facebook page, twitter, etc. as well. If you raise over $150 you’ll get an official “Fight Gone Bad 5″ t-shirt (which are usually really cool), and you’ll be participating in one of the biggest and most popular CrossFit events outside the CrossFit Games. So click the widget, make your account, and get some people to donate some dough. Let’s do our best to raise a ton of money, and then we can all look forward to a Fight Gone Bad PR on September 25 when the actual event occurs. Good Luck!

In yet other news, I will be heading back to Indiana for my 20-year (!) high school reunion this weekend and returning on Sunday evening. Fear not though, you will be in very capable hands as Brett will be teaching the evening classes today and my good friend Rick (a CrossFit L1 trainer) will be at the helm on Saturday. (You may be thinking, “isn’t Rick that dude that drives up from Virginia with his wife Colleen to work out here on Saturdays?” Yep – that’s him, so work your butts off for him.) And wish me luck this weekend as I pretend to be a billionaire playboy with a fleet of private jets and an island in the Caribbean to impress my former classmates (isn’t that what reunions are for?). See you all on Monday.


Today’s WOD:

“Angie”

For time:

100 Pullups
100 Pushups
100 Situps
100 Squats

You must complete all 100 reps of one movement before moving on to the next one.

Who Needs To Scale? (Thu 8/12/10)

barbell No one likes having to scale something in a workout, especially when everyone else is doing the prescribed weight or doing pullups like it’s how they unwind at the end of a long day, but it’s necessary for anyone (and I do mean ANYONE) who wants to improve. There are two ways to look at the benefits of scaling the workouts.

One way is to look at an example everyone will instantly recognize, the band-assisted pullups. Let’s say that you don’t have full bodyweight pullups (strict or kipping), and the WOD calls for 50 of them. Scaling back by adding a band or two may seem like you’re sacrificing a good workout or wimping out, but if you DON’T scale the pullups, you’ll spend the entire workout hanging from the bar in several frustrating and unsuccessful attempts to do the first one. Hanging from the bar is not what the workout called for, and you’re certainly not going to get any benefit from NOT doing any pullups, so the most obvious thing to do is to scale it.

This has nothing to do with you being a wimp, but it has everything to do with improving your ability to do a pullup. I assure you that scaling pullups will make you stronger, and soon you’ll trade the green band for the blue one, and then the blue one for the red one, the red one for the purple one, and then you too will be doing pullups like they’re no big deal. However, hanging from the bar in annoyed frustration, no matter how many reps of that you do for time, simply will not bring you closer to that first bodyweight pullup. This of course goes for pushups, weightlifting, wallballs and every other movement we do in CrossFit. If you can’t do it, you can’t do it, and not doing it doesn’t make you better at doing it, so scale it back so that someday, you CAN.

The other way to look at scaling is with technique, and if you have a 400+ lb. deadlift then I assure you that you need to read this too. Let’s say you have a max deadlift of 400lbs. but your back rounds a little (or a lot) when you’re going heavy, or maybe your body is pitched forward onto your toes a little, or your butt shoots up in the air long before the barbell even has any daylight underneath it. The way to fix this problem is not to drop your failed lift, get pissed off, wander around for a few minutes and then try it again. The way to fix the problem so that you can make that lift every single time is to scale WAY back and work on perfecting your technique (we even have coaches whose JOB is to help you with this!).

If your back is rounding AT ALL then you are losing your mid-line stabilization, putting your spine at SERIOUS risk of injury, losing a TON of efficiency (read: potential for successfully accomplishing a much heavier lift), and severely stunting your own progress. This just sounds stupid to me. Seriously, If you can’t do perfect technique with little or no weight, what exactly makes you think you will have good technique with a max load? There’s a reason we have a box full of PVC pipes marked up like barbells by the door: to teach you what your body is supposed to do when it has a real barbell on it. When you pass the PVC test with fantastic technique and terrific consistency, then you can start making it harder and see if your technique holds. When it begins to fail irrecoverably, drop some weight off the bar and practice making it beautiful again. Once again, this applies to every movement we do in CrossFit – if I tell you that we need to work on your technique, what I’m actually saying in a secret code that only coaches are taught, is that WE NEED TO WORK ON YOUR TECHNIQUE!! Drop some weight off the bar and focus on technique. Unless you want your current PR to be your last, that is.

Ok, this rant is now officially over. So go grab a broomstick and show me how much better you REALLY want to get.


Buy-In:

Front Squat 5×3

WOD:

21-15-9 reps for time of:

Squat Cleans (135/93)
Handstand Pushups

Cash-Out:

179 Double-Unders (this is the current record for consecutive Double-Unders)

Housekeeping (Wed 8/11/10)

outside-vacuum-e1271783996953 A few housekeeping items:

1. There will be no morning or noon classes on Friday. I will be going back to Indiana for my *choke* 20-year high school reunion. I may not be a gazillionaire but I bet I can do more pullups than anyone I graduated with, and that’s all that’s really important, right?

2. Fight Gone Bad 5 is going down on Saturday, September 25. It’s a national CrossFit fundraiser to benefit 3 different charities this year: LIVESTRONG, The Wounded Warrior Project, and the CrossFit Foundation. We will be participating in the fundraiser (more info on this soon), so start getting some donations – anyone who gets $150 or more gets a Fight Gone Bad 5 t-shirt after the event.

3. The 2010 Mid-Atlantic Hopper Challenge will be held on November 6 at CrossFit BWI (also take a look at their facebook page – there’s more info there than on the main website right now). This is a great event to participate in for fun, and even better if you’re preparing for the 2011 CrossFit Games. The basic idea is “unknown and unknowable” – they pull WODs, challenges, skills or whatever out of a hopper, and then everyone goes nuts trying to be the best at it. They don’t yet know how many events they’ll have, what the registration fee will be, what the spectator fee will be, or really anything at this point other than the date, but it’s sure to be a great time so plan to be there to support all our athletes who are competing!

That’s it for now… I’ll see you all at the gym today to enjoy some chipper fun!


Today’s WOD:

400m Run
50 Jumping Squats
40 Pushups
30 Knees to Elbows
20 Burpees
10 Deadlifts (315/185)
20 Burpees
30 Knees to Elbows
40 Pushups
50 Jumping Squats
400m Run


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